
“Awww! Look at the wittle mess you made! It only took you 30 seconds of tugging your wittle baby boner with two fingers to squirt your happy load all over that pissy diaper! Unfortunately we’re all out of diapers, and since there’s obviously NO other place to do your business…i think you’re gonna have to put that one back on! What?! Oh you CAN use the toilet? See that’s weird, because i would have thought with how many times you’ve missed the bowl and pissed on the floor, left the seat up, and have shot your cum into everything BUT the toilet, that you actually have no clue how to properly use a commode. You DO however, seem to know how to use a diaper! You soaked that thing! And you managed to shoot your wittle cummies in there without missing a single drop! So obviously a diaper is where all your pissies and cummies belong! And since we only have this one left, you’re gonna need to suck all your yucky juices out of it ‘til it’s dry again. Then we can put it on and go and get you some more diapies! Watta you say baby?!”
REBLOGGING LIKES BEFORE D-DAY