diaperednerd:

It was ironic you had to take these pictures in the bathroom, but they were the only place that gave you the privacy to reveal your diaper. Your girlfriend called this brand super dry kids, or sdk, but whenever you stepped into the bathroom it didn’t stay dry for too long. The white plastic took on a yellow tinge and the rustling sound changed, not less obvious, just different. Your girlfriend replied quickly with a smile emoticon like she always did. Then she sent a picture to you..

It was your favorite old pair of black and yellow batman boxer briefs-but they were on another man. He was bigger than you, handsome, and even filled out you underwear better. The only explanation was a brief caption.

“This is your new babysitter, he’ll see you at home after work ;)”

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