diaperednerd:

“Did I fucking tell you to put on briefs today? Did I?”

“Ow! No sir.”

“Then you’d better grab your cloth diaper off the sink and go lay on the changing table right now!”

“But sir, the other guys are starting to make fun of me.”

“Well the others have managed to stay dry.  You haven’t been dry one night this week!  You know you have to go at least 30 days before you get your briefs back!”

“But sir, how can I not piss myself if I’m supposed to drink all those bottles and stay in the crib from 9 pm to 9 am?! I just can’t!”

“Well then you’d better get used to baby food and bubble baths until you can learn to hold it. Do we need to get Chad to start giving you daily spankings again?”

“No sir, please no!”

“Then start acting your age kid.  This camp will either cure you of bedwetting or make you a diaper boy, do you want to be a diaper boy?”

“No sir.”

“Then start staying dry”

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